You know you're a bearded dragon owner when ...

[Chelsey]

I'm surprised I couldn't find a list like this already started. Let's see how long we can make this.



You know you're a bearded dragon owner when:

*non-owners don't know what you mean when you say "beardie" or "BD"
*you can't just walk by their viv, you have to stop and stare in (no matter the time of day)
*you can explain why your pet has a "beard"

 

[jynx stephens]

u know ur a beardie owner when i cant go into a petstore without stopping to look at the baby dragons
or the first section u go to is the reptile department

 

[Fliehigh]

You know you're a bearded dragon owner when:

*you buy veggies at the store the cashier has never heard of
*you allow bugs to live in your house with out calling an exterminator
*you actually undertsnad there is a differnece between an iguana and Bearded Dragon AND you can explain the differences.

 

[Mountain Bearded Dragons]

You know when you are a beardie owner when that's all you want to talk about and people ask you to help them with there beardies lol (at work)

 

[Em Lynch]

You know you are a bearded dragon owner when:
*You stop running bath's for yourself and start running them solely for your beardie
*You gain a sudden, vast knowledge of different light bulbs
*You're bank account starts to suffer but you feel the happiest you've ever felt

 

[monature]

You love taking your babies out to enjoy the sun when it is 95 plus degrees,
sweat dripping off you but you hate to go in because they are loving it

 

[Germ]

You know you are a BD owner, when you want to have ROACHES breed & multiply in your home ~~~~ ~~~~

 

[richard]

You know you're a bearded dragon owner when:​

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400.00 power bills and 1000.00 vet bills dont freak you out anymore! DOH!!!!!​

 

[Chelsey]

you know you're a beardie owner when:

-you know bath time = poop time (shower, sh*t, and shed is what my family started calling it)
-even your worst day is brighten by your beardie's smile
-your BD has a unisex name because you didn't want to wait until you knew what gender

 

[jynx stephens]

you know your a beardie owner when

<you get bit hard by one that draws blood and you calmly say "eh just a scratch"
<your really sick to the point you cant get up and u still find a way to get up just to check on the dragons
<all they have to do is look at you and you know instantly what they want

 

[Chelsey]

you wonder just how comfortable they can really be when using a rock as a pillow, but you dont move them because you know they are out cold

 

[tl3314]

your beardies eat more vegetables than you do

 

[Gemsheard]

When you walk in from a hard days work and shout up the stairs
* Gucciiiii were homeee*
Then she gets fresh greens before you start cooking your own tea >.<

 

[Renae_nae]

When you get your new BD and an engagement ring on the same day and you post a pic of your BD first!
When you have no idea what you want for your wedding but you're spending time on a BD forum.
When you see your friends and you show off your BD before your ring.
*thankfully my fiance understands and loves me even more for it *

 

[Aleena]

When you start taking more pictures of your Beardies than your kids, and your kids love you for it.
You start craving veggies and fruit because you're cutting it up so much for your dragons even though you normally don't eat them at all.
Every time you see a new morph or color in a pet store you beg your other half to buy it for you even though you know you don't have room and you couldn't possibly get it.
When you start comparing newspaper, different kinds of sand, and tile all under the same topic.
Your other half recommends you go into veterinary sciences because they can't peel you away from the sides of the tank until they see how sick you get when you even see pictures of an autopsy of one of the lovely creatures.

 

[Gemsheard]

I got in the other night and cleaned up after gucci *she pooped* cleaned out the food bowl and the water bowl fed her fresh greens and gave her, her meds for her worms :/ sigh then didnt really feeling like cooking my own meal lol just wanted to sit >.< the things we do wouldnt have it any other way though <3

 

[Aleena]

I got in the other night and cleaned up after gucci *she pooped* cleaned out the food bowl and the water bowl fed her fresh greens and gave her, her meds for her worms :/ sigh then didnt really feeling like cooking my own meal lol just wanted to sit >.< the things we do wouldnt have it any other way though <3

Sounds like cleaning up after a kid hehehehe

 

[Chelsey]

you know you're a bearded dragon owner when you don't turn on the AC because your beardie wants to sit in sun on the windowsill all day

 

[Renae_nae]

When you should be saving for a wedding and a house and all you can think about is having a custom viv built. I'll need a dog house to because that is where I'll be living too lol.

 

[Chelsey]

you know you're a bearded dragon owner when ...

~you're going on an 8+ hour car ride with your BD and everyone in the store thinks your nuts for asking for hand-warmers in 80+ degree weather

~whenever you hear cricket you yell "(Enter Bearded Name Here), DINNER!"