Spooky beardie conspiracy theories!

[Mark W]

Does anyone know why they call them bearded dragons? I always assumed it was because the government put beards on them, to hide from the public the truth.

Did you know that beardies are really ALIENS?

Tell me your conspiracy theories about beardies!

 

[Elemental Dragon Lord]

Australia was pissed about Crocadile Dundee wasnt a success so they engineered the perfect pet and released them on us in revenge.

 

[Elemental Dragon Lord]

Ooops, double post

 

[will_him_is]

I belive the CIA used the mafia to influence the decision. Its in the nation archives.

 

[PatsyB]

You guys are too funny

 

[diegothediggy]

My kids now call there dad the bearded daddy hehe i luv it

 

[loz72vw]

Beards for dragons were created to protect them from the dragon slayers in the parallel universe. The ancestors of our beardies pass down the knowledge to unleash the power within the beard if the void between our universe is ever broken. That's my theory. ;-)

 

[diegothediggy]

Beards for dragons were created to protect them from the dragon slayers in the parallel universe. The ancestors of our beardies pass down the knowledge to unleash the power within the beard if the void between our universe is ever broken. That's my theory. ;-)

i like it

 

[loz72vw]

Hehe thanks

 

[Noella]

There are so many stories about bearded dragons being rulers of a planet and there was a war. The war then banished their ancestors to Earth to live without their wings. Something like that.