spam attack!!!!

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feel free to spam this for a free promotion ( baby-vetran) ADMINS if this is against rules please dont ban me idk if it is or not just take this down and tell me its against rules if it is

 

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oh gayyyy i cant until 30 seconds??

 

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random story time then!!

 

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there once was a bearded dragon that really liked crickets...

 

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he refused to eat his veggies no matter what kind he just wanted crickets

 

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so the owner fed him just crickets because he wouldnt even take any dubias!! a normal dragons favorite

 

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but he was no normal dragon oh no he was..... SMAUG!!!!!

 

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smaug was a whole 1'3 long which was mighty in his oppinion

 

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he could breathe fire but didnt like veggies because the veggies made him breathe fire from another end

 

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but crickets made him feel just fine

 

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too bad his owner couldnt afford crickets...

 

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he could only afford collard greens which made them both turn green in the long run

 

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smaug always dreamt of chasing crickets in the feilds nearby

 

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too bad those crickets had the plague!!

 

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one day smaug escaped...

 

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he went out the front door and to the garden where he began the perilous walk across the street to the feilds where the crickets hung out

 

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and started by burning them to a crisp before he ate them to burn out the plague but no!!! the plague is immortal!

 

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he ate a cricket....

 

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and BOOM he turned into a great and mighty bearded dragon with freaking wings!!!